Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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