Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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