Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
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all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.