You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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