Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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