quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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