He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i barfeds in our rink
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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