Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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