your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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