Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
True college students do jello shots in the library
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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