i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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