is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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