just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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