Where are you?
In a non slutty way
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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