You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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