Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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