he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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