I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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