I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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