I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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