i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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