oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
do nipples grow back?
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