...so i touched it.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
