PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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