I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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