So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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