the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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