Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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