Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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