Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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