Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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