thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Everclear isn't food dammit
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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