hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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