Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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