I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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