no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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