I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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