Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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