She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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