at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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