on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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