Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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