I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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