so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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