love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
