Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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