Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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