Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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