So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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