I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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