I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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