Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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