he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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