ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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