so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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