dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Houston, we have a squirter
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Randomize